Friday, June 6, 2014

Wall Climber

Presented below (unedited) are two passages I found in my drafts folder from August 2013.

It kneels on the bamboo floor and arches its back until all the hair is off its face. It then ties what it can gather into a knot high up on the head ... almost near the forehead like. Once done, it rests its palms on the floor. No, that won't do. The palms need to face up. There we are. On all fours, just like God intended.
She starts to spin. The weight is now on the left palm, now on the right knee, onto the right palm and then...yeah. The hair knot comes undone, but that's the whole point. She who spins on the floor with upturned palms, needs loose hair on the face.

All done. Now it's time for Routine #2. Off to the dresser! It likes the candy apple nail color. That's all there is anyway, so what's not to like. By shrewdly observing the manicurist (manicurian?), she has learnt the correct nail color application technique. One stroke to cover the left, one to the right and finally the center. Fuck this, this sucks. It only manages to paint 3 of its nails. Is this a bad time to jerk off? Probably. The last time he saw candy apple stains there, he wasn't thrilled.



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